I keep getting ideas for new posts but forgetting them. I think I may be loosing my memory. I fear I am getting old. Here is the mounting evidence in support of my old age:
- I found 3 new grey hairs this week (all of which I promptly plucked)
- I say things like "I remember that gas only cost 33 cents a litre when I first started driving"
- I have a kid. No, worse. I have a toddler.
- I actually eat breakfast at breakfast time
- Young people offer me their seat on the bus.
- I play 'Sag. Where is it?" rather than "Tag. You are it!"
- I have more food in the fridge now than beer in the fridge.
- I look forward to getting into my PJs and having a dull night.
- I turn of the lights to save money, not to make things romantic.
- I find myself singing along with the elevator music and saying "I loved this song when I was a kid"
- I have a party and when I apologize to the the neighbours they say "I didn't hear a thing!"
- I have begun to think that having sex while Kahlen is asleep in the next room is 'wild'
- My friends are getting married and divorced instead of hooking up and breaking up
- I no longer know what time all the fast food chain restaurants close at night.
- my grocery list actually include vegetables and fruit and not just 'rice' and 'kraft dinner'
- A late night run is now made to the grocery store for diapers instead to the liquor store for 'one more bottle'
- more and more frequently I find myself thinking "you know,my mom was right about this."
Terrifying. Truly terrifying. I remember the blog ideas were 'great' and would most certainly entertain the masses (most likely at my expense). I honestly can't remember a single one though. Hmmmm. This bites (Eeeek. Even saying THAT makes me old!)
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